The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes

„A new poll shows that Tiger Woods‘ popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama’s popularity is also at 33 percent, but Tiger had more fun getting there.“
Conan O’Brien

„It looks like Democrats have their 60 votes for healthcare. Harry Reid said the bill will save us hundreds of millions of dollars. Well, it would have, except for the hundreds of millions of dollars we had to pay to buy the 60 votes.“
Jay Leno

„Washington, D.C. got a ton of snow this weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down, and Congress can’t get anything done. You know, sort of like when it’s not snowing.“
Jimmy Fallon

„Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.“
David Letterman

„Yesterday President Obama said, ‚We can’t continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.‘ Oh really — how come all those guys on Wall Street got ‚get out of jail free‘ cards?“
Jay Leno