The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes

„George W. Bush’s memoir is coming out in November. It’s called ‚Decision Points.‘ They asked him if he used a ghostwriter and he said, ‚No, the guy’s still alive.'“
David Letterman

„Is it really a good thing for President Bush to remind us of the decisions he made? I would have just let people forget.“
Jimmy Kimmel

„President Obama’s National Security Adviser James L. Jones apologized for telling an ethnic joke at a speech. Political insiders were shocked — someone said something stupid and inappropriate and it wasn’t Joe Biden?“
Jay Leno

„And the cover story of this week’s Newsweek magazine is about Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and how President Obama sends her out to crack down on misbehaving world leaders. Gee, I wonder where she learned to do that?“
Jay Leno

„The International Olympic Committee stripped China of its bronze medal in the women’s team gymnastics event from the 2000 Olympics because they fielded an underage athlete. Ten years later, when she still hadn’t finished high school, they figured it out.“
Jimmy Kimmel