The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes

„If anyone is looking for a job, there’s an opening for a flight attendant at JetBlue. … Steven Slater, the famous JetBlue flight attendant, dropped so many F-bombs on that plane that he got a thumbs up from Joe Biden.“
Jay Leno

„Earlier this week, a JetBlue flight attendant at JFK cursed out passengers, grabbed two beers, slid down the chute and took off. He really went crazy. The good news: terrorists are now afraid to fly.“
Jay Leno

„Everyone is talking about Steven Slater, the flight attendant who cursed at a passenger, grabbed two beers, and slid down the escape slide, in what may be the best resignation ever. In fact he’s so good at quitting, they’re thinking about making him the next governor of Alaska.“
Jimmy Kimmel

„According to a poll, only 24 percent of Americans strongly approve of the job President Obama is doing. In fact, you know where President Obama was when he got these poll numbers. He was on Air Force One. As soon as he got the numbers, he cursed out the voters, grabbed a few beers, and slid down the slide. ‚I’m outta here!'“
Jay Leno