The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes

„I read Bush’s memoir, and I have to say, the book is way better than the Presidency.“
Jimmy Fallon

„President Bush is everywhere talking about his book and he’s being very candid. In one interview, he said that he used to do stupid things while he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn’t had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?“
David Letterman

„President Obama was in Indonesia today, and he spent a lot of his childhood there. It was like Dick Cheney going back to visit the Death Star.“
Craig Ferguson

„In his new book, George W. Bush says he’s happy to be out of Washington. Well, it’s unanimous.“
David Letterman

„In the book Bush says that he lost respect for John McCain when he selected Sarah Palin as his running mate. This from a guy whose running mate shot a buddy in the face.“ David Letterman

„Republicans fresh off their victory on Election Day say their first priority will be to dismantle the new health care law. And believe me, there’s nothing people without a job love more than less health care.“
Jay Leno