„New Republican Presidential candidate Jon Huntsman is fluent in Chinese. In a short period of time the Republicans have come quite a long way. The last Republican president wasn’t even fluent in English.“
David Letterman
„President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.“
Jay Leno
„Newt Gingrich announced he was running for president. His top advisers quit, and then his campaign fundraisers all quit. Newt was thinking, ‚I don’t need this, I’ll just put it all on my Tiffany’s credit card.'“
David Letterman
„More bad news for Newt Gingrich. One week after his campaign staff quit, his campaign finance team quit. In fact, Newt was going to pull out of the race, but today the guy who writes his concession speeches quit. He can’t do anything.“
Jay Leno