This weeks best latenight jokes

„The stock market plunged over 389 points because of financial news in Italy. They’re calling this the worst Italian disaster since Olive Garden introduced that fettuccini alfredo.“
Jay Leno

„There’s another Republican presidential debate tonight. This one is focused on why there were so many Republican presidential debates.“
Jimmy Kimmel

„If I were Mitt Romney, I wouldn’t show up anymore. I would just go to Hawaii and wait it out until the election, drink some caffeine free Diet Coke and watch Herman Cain and Rick Perry self-destruct.“
Jimmy Kimmel