this weeks late night jokes

„How many of you are here just because you got kicked out of Occupy L.A.? The police shut down the camp, so it’s time for the homeless people to go back to the public library where they belong. And at last the park can be returned to its rightful owners, crack salesmen.“
Jimmy Kimmel

„Riot police arrested hundreds of people outside city hall, still less violent than Black Friday at every Walmart in America.“
Jimmy Kimmel

„You know, I don’t know what the Republicans are crowing about. Losing Barney Frank is the worst thing that could happen to conservatives. He is the perfect avatar of everything they hate: gay, Jewish, Taxachusetts, arrogant, condescending liberal. He’s your everything bagel.“
Jon Stewart

„Herman Cain is making news again. His poll numbers are down, but the number of women he’s polling is up.“
Jay Leno