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Best Late-Night Jokes 2011

„President Obama was heckled by a protestor who called him ‚the Antichrist.‘ The protestor was detained, but released without being charged, and then later he was offered his own show on Fox News.“
Jay Leno

“Sarah Palin is driving all over the country in a bus, I guess to pick up where Charlie Sheen left off.“
Jimmy Kimmel

“In the wake of President Obama’s decision to not release pictures of Osama bin Laden’s body, a number of new conspiracy theories are surfacing claiming that bin Laden is not really dead. Which means Barack Obama will go down in history as the first black person ever to have to prove that he killed someone.“
Seth Meyers

“This morning on the ‚Today‘ show, Jenna Bush interviewed Ozzy Osbourne. Ozzy was so confused and inarticulate that Jenna accidentally called him ‚dad.“‘
Conan O’Brien

“What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement?“
Jon Stewart , on Weinergate

“Sunday is the 100th birthday of Ronald Reagan, and all over America, Republicans are going to celebrate this by throwing big parties and leaving the bill for Democrats to pay.“
Bill Maher

“The Occupy Wall Street protesters gathered outside Rupert Murdoch’s house chanting, ‚What do we want?‘ Murdoch interrupted saying, ‚I already know, I hacked your phones.“‘
Craig Ferguson

“Fox News, call your doctor, because the erection you now have is going to last much longer than four hours.“
Jon Stewart on the Obama administratin’s Solyndra scandal

“The Taliban is now on Twitter. So if they start following you, go hide someplace where no one will find you … like MySpace or Friendster.“
Jimmy Kimmel

Das ist der Tag, von dem ihr noch euern Enkelkindern erzählen werdet

Jeder Rotz, jeder menschen-verblödende Schund, jedes sexistische und von Maschen durchtränkte Blabla, das in diesem ohrenbetäubenden Massenspektakel geprädigt wurde, ist hier feinsäuberlich abgetippt und in Dramenvers gesetzt. Das Layout errinnert dabei bewusst an Reclam.

Projektarbeit mit Grischa Stanjek an der HTW Berlin im Fach Typografie unter der Betreuung von Christian Hanke.

This weeks best latenight jokes

„The stock market plunged over 389 points because of financial news in Italy. They’re calling this the worst Italian disaster since Olive Garden introduced that fettuccini alfredo.“
Jay Leno

„There’s another Republican presidential debate tonight. This one is focused on why there were so many Republican presidential debates.“
Jimmy Kimmel

„If I were Mitt Romney, I wouldn’t show up anymore. I would just go to Hawaii and wait it out until the election, drink some caffeine free Diet Coke and watch Herman Cain and Rick Perry self-destruct.“
Jimmy Kimmel